Seven

And in article number seven, which is late already, I will not only fail to reach the word count of two hundred, no, I doubt I'll get past 100. Several reasons:

1. I have 2 exams tomorrow, I have no clue what's in either of them.

2. I'm 20 minutes late to a homework.

3. I just borrowed a ukulele and will be playing that.

4. I still have dinner to make.

So, fuck you, 2013 resolutions, I will return to you at some point, but right now I have the real life to deal with.

Word count: 88